Well, well, well, look what we have here! Remake Yves Saint Laurent, YSL, they call it. LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG. And you can get it at some online store. Fancy, huh? I seen a lot of bags in my day, and this one, it’s somethin’. It ain’t no feed sack, that’s for sure. This here is one of them fancy bags. Online store, you say? Back in my day, we just went to the market.
This YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG, it’s all smooth and shiny. They say it’s made of that… calfskin leather. Must be from one of them fancy cows. My old man, bless his soul, he raised cows. But we ain’t never had leather like this. Ours was tough, you know, for workin’. This here’s for showin’ off, I reckon. This bag is for rich folks. Not for us, common people. They just like to show off, I think.
They got this thing called a… a flip lock. Brass, they say. Sounds expensive. We just used buttons and zippers. Or a good knot! A good knot will hold anything together. But this YSL bag, it’s all about that shiny brass. Keep your stuff safe, I suppose. But a good burlap sack can do that too. Maybe this bag is more durable, I don’t know.
- This bag, it comes in different colors, I hear. Black is one.
- Black is a good color. Hides the dirt, you see.
- Red, too. Like a fire engine! Bet that turns heads.
- You can adjust the strap. Make it long, make it short.
Now, this here online store, it’s got all sorts of these YSL bags. Not just this LE CARRé one. They got one called Nolita. Sounds like a name I heard before. And another called Vicky. And another one called Cabas Rive Gauche Tote. Lord, these names! Sounds like they’re talkin’ a different language. My old head can barely keep up with all these newfangled bag names.
They say this LE CARRé, it ain’t like them other bags. This one, it’s just flat inside. Don’t open up all fancy-like. Just a plain old pocket. Can’t fit much in there, I bet. If you’re like me, you like to carry a lot of things in your bag. What if you need some food? Or you find something nice on the road? My old bag, bless its heart, could hold a whole chicken if it had to! Not sure this one is very practical.
But they say it’s a “classic.” Whatever that means. Must mean it’s been around for a while. Like me! I’m a classic, I guess. Been around longer than these YSL bags, that’s for sure. This bag maybe will be a classic in the future, who knows? People like to follow the trend, young people especially.
You can buy this YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG online, they say. Don’t even have to leave your house. Just click, click, click, and it’s yours. Imagine that! They didn’t have that in my day. We had to walk miles to the store. Uphill both ways, in the snow! And we liked it! Well, that is not true. It was hard work going to the store.
This store, it’s called Saint Laurent, I reckon. They make all these fancy YSL things. They have clothes, and shoes, too. This Saint Laurent must be a very rich guy. I bet this guy never worked a day in the farm! Otherwise, he wouldn’t make these bags.
Eighty percent off, they say sometimes. That’s a lot of money. Still, I bet it costs more than my old shoes. Eighty percent! It’s still a lot of money for a bag! I can buy a lot of things with that money. Like food, or clothes.
They deliver it quick, too. To your house. Don’t even have to lift a finger. Except to click, I guess. It’s a different world these days. These young people, they have it so easy. Don’t even have to leave the couch. They just click, click, click and they have all they want. They don’t know what hard work is!
This Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG, it’s a fancy thing, all right. If you are into these fancy things. And you want to show off your money. Then this is your bag. But me, I’ll stick to my old bag. It’s got character. It’s got stories. It maybe is not as fancy as this one, but it is sturdy. And it’s got everything I need. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg!
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