Alright, let’s yak about this… uh… Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG Quote thing, whatever that means. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks jabber about.
I ain’t no expert on no fancy bags, mind you. I carry my stuff in a good ol’ sturdy tote bag, the kind you get at the grocery store. But I heard some things, you know, from the TV and them magazines at the beauty shop. So, let me tell ya what I know ’bout this YSL COLLEGE BAG thing, or whatever it’s called.
First off, they say this bag, the COLLEGE BAG, it’s been around for a while now. Since, what, 2015? That’s like… a long time ago, ain’t it? Five years they said. Well, lemme tell ya, five years is a long time to be makin’ the same ol’ bag. Must be somethin’ special ’bout it, I reckon.
Now, I heard tell they name these bags after people. Like that LOULOU bag? They named it after some lady, some fancy friend of that Yves Saint Laurent fella. LOULOU somethin’ or other. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. Why not just call it “the big bag” or “the little bag”? Makes more sense to me.
- The Name Game: Like I said, they name these bags after people. Seems kinda silly, but I guess that’s how they do things in the fancy world. This YSL COLLEGE BAG, though, that name sounds more normal. Like, maybe it’s good for carryin’ books, or somethin’. You know, like for them college kids. Though, I ain’t never seen no college kid carryin’ no bag like this. They mostly got backpacks, all stuffed with books and whatnot.
- The Price: Now, here’s the kicker. I heard these bags cost a fortune. Like, more money than I make in a year! Can you believe that? For a bag! I could buy a whole new set of pots and pans for that kinda money, and still have enough left over for groceries. Makes you scratch your head, it does. What makes it so expensive? Is it made of gold or somethin’? I bet it ain’t. Probably just fancy leather and a fancy name, that’s all.
- The Look: Okay, I gotta admit, some of these bags, they look alright. Not my style, mind you, but they look fancy. This COLLEGE BAG, from what I’ve seen in pictures, it’s kinda square and got that YSL thingamajig on it. Looks sturdy enough, I guess. But I still don’t see why it gotta cost so much. I got a bag at home, cost me ten bucks at the flea market, and it holds just as much stuff, I bet. And it’s got a nice flower print on it, too. Much prettier than that plain ol’ YSL thing.
And then they talk about “travel bags”. Like that Manhattan Leather Tote. Sounds big. Good for carryin’ a lot of stuff, I guess. But where am I travelin’ to? Down to the Piggly Wiggly? I don’t need no fancy leather tote for that. My ol’ tote bag does just fine.
So, this Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL COLLEGE BAG Quote… I guess it means people wanna copy that bag, right? Make it cheaper, so folks like me can afford it, maybe? Or maybe they just wanna talk about it. I don’t know. Seems like a lot of fuss over a bag, if you ask me.
But hey, to each their own, I always say. If them fancy folks wanna spend their money on a fancy bag, that’s their business. Me? I’ll stick with my ten-dollar tote bag. It holds my groceries, my purse, and my spare pair of shoes just fine. And it don’t cost an arm and a leg. That’s what matters to me.
Though, I gotta say, sometimes I see them fancy bags in the store windows. They do look nice, all shiny and new. And they probably feel nice too. But then I remember the price tag, and I just shake my head and walk on by. Ain’t worth it, I tell ya. Not for me, anyways.
So, that’s my two cents on this YSL COLLEGE BAG and all this remake and quote business. Probably didn’t make much sense to ya, but that’s how I see it. A bag’s a bag, no matter how fancy the name or how much it costs. And my ol’ tote bag suits me just fine.
And frankly, if you spend that much on a purse you got more money than sense. That money could be used to help people. Give it to the church or somethin’. Anything is better than spendin’ it on somethin’ to carry your stuff. I got pockets in my dress if I need to carry somethin’ small!
Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about this Yves Saint Whatever bag. I’m gonna go make myself some supper now.