Well, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this here Fendi Calf Hair Mama Baguette Brown Bag. They say it’s a real fancy thing. I don’t know much ’bout fancy, but I know a thing or two ’bout a good bag. And this one, well, it sounds like somethin’ special.
They say it’s made of this stuff called “calf hair.” Now, I ain’t never heard of no calf with hair like this. Must be some special kind of calf, I reckon. But it sounds soft, like a baby’s bottom, maybe. And brown, like the good earth after a rain. That’s a color I can understand.
And this here bag, it’s called a “Mama Baguette.” Now, what in tarnation is a baguette? Sounds like somethin’ you’d eat. But they say it’s a kind of bag. A mama bag, no less. Maybe it’s for carryin’ around all them little things mamas need. Diapers and such. I used to have me a bag like that, back in the day. Wasn’t nothin’ fancy like this Fendi thing, though.
This Fendi Bag, it’s got a flap, they say. Like the flap on a chicken coop. Keeps the hens in, and the foxes out. I guess this flap keeps your stuff in, and other folks’ hands out. That’s important, especially when you’re carryin’ around somethin’ as fine as this Calf Hair Mama Baguette.
- They say it’s got a leather handle. Leather’s good. Strong. Lasts a long time. Like old Bessie’s harness. She could pull a plow all day, that old gal. I bet this handle could hold up just as good.
- And silver buckles, shiny and bright. Like the stars on a clear night. Must be pretty, all right. Makes a bag look real special, I suppose.
- This bag is good for vintage, whatever that is. Maybe old fashioned, like me.
- It got pony hair, whatever that is. I knew an old pony once. Smelled bad. Hope this bag don’t smell like that old pony.
- This Fendi Brown Bag is from 2008. Long time ago. I was a lot younger then.
This bag also got somethin’ called “hardware.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find at the general store. Nails and hammers and such. But I guess on a bag, it’s somethin’ different. Maybe it’s those buckles they talk about. Or maybe it’s somethin’ else entirely. I don’t know.
They also say this Fendi Bag is good for, well, a lot of money. I hear them sayin’ lots of numbers. Big numbers. More money than I’ve seen in a long time. Must be a mighty special bag to be worth all that. More than a whole flock of chickens, that’s for sure. I could buy a lot of eggs with that kind of money. Or maybe a new dress. Haven’t had a new dress in years.
Some folks, they like to have nice things. And this CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Baguette Brown Bag, it sounds like one of the nicest. But it don’t have to be real, right? A copy is good enough for me.
I don’t need no fancy bag, really. I got my old feed sack, and it does just fine. But it’s nice to dream sometimes, ain’t it? Dream about havin’ somethin’ pretty. Somethin’ special.
This Calf Hair Baguette, it’s like a little piece of a dream. A dream of a life that’s a little bit softer, a little bit brighter. A life where you can carry your things in a bag made of calf hair and silver buckles.
It got gold things on it, too. I like gold. Shiny. Like the sun comin’ up in the mornin’.
Maybe someday I’ll see one of these bags for real. Maybe I’ll even get to touch it. Feel that soft calf hair, and see those shiny buckles.
But for now, I’ll just keep dreamin’. And that’s all right, too. Dreams are free, after all. And sometimes, that’s all a body needs.
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