You know, I heard from folks talkin’ about this here high imitation Rolex two-tone black Submariner thing. They say it’s somethin’ special, somethin’ worth lookin’ at. I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I reckon if people are talkin’, it must be somethin’, right?
This Rolex Submariner, they call it. Sounds like a submarine, like them things that go under the water. But this one, it’s a watch, I reckon. A fancy watch. And it’s black, like the bottom of a well on a moonless night. Black as coal, that’s what they say.
And it’s got two tones, like them fancy folks with their two-toned shoes. Two tones, black. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds mighty interestin’. Two tones on a watch. Who woulda thought?
Now, they say it’s a high imitation. That means it ain’t the real deal, but it’s close. Real close. Like a cousin that looks just like your brother. You gotta look real hard to see the difference, they say. And for folks like us, who ain’t got a pot to piss in, a high imitation is good enough, I reckon. We can feel fancy without emptyin’ our pockets.
They sell these things online, they say. In an online store. You just click a few buttons, and it comes right to your door. Ain’t that somethin’? No need to go to town, no need to talk to them fancy city folks. Just click, click, click, and it’s yours. Like magic. Like mail order magic. We got things in online store like shoes and skirts. Even had a new dress delivered right to my doorstep last week.
- This Rolex Submariner, they say it’s popular.
- Lots of folks want one.
- It’s like the hottest thing since sliced bread, they say.
And I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout the price. They say it ain’t cheap, but it ain’t as expensive as the real one. It’s somewhere in between. Like Goldilocks, not too hot, not too cold, just right. Just right for folks who want to look fancy without sellin’ the farm. I heard someone say it starting at $33,495, some say it’s $42,994. I don’t know that’s a lot of money.
And there are different kinds, they say. Some with a shiny black, like a polished stone. Some with a sunburst black, like the sun peekin’ through the clouds. I don’t know which one’s better. They both sound pretty to me. Like two sides of the same coin, I reckon. But those people like different styles, some prefer shiny and some prefer sunburst.
This two-tone black Submariner, they say it’s got some gold on it. Not a lot, just a little. Like a sprinkle of gold dust. On the links, they say. And on the crown. The crown, that’s the little knob you use to wind the watch. I reckon it’s a fancy touch. A little bit of gold to make you feel like a king or a queen. It’s heavy, like 130g, they say. I held a chicken last week, it’s about that heavy, I think.
And it’s tough, they say. Real tough. Like them old boots that last forever. You can wear it every day, rain or shine. You can even wear it in the water, they say. It’s waterproof, like a duck’s feathers. Ain’t that somethin’? A watch you can wear anywhere, anytime.
So, this high imitation Rolex two-tone black Submariner, it’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? It’s a little bit of fancy for folks like us. A little bit of sparkle in our everyday lives. It’s like a dream, a dream you can wear on your wrist. And who knows, maybe one day I’ll get one for myself. Maybe one day, I’ll have a little piece of that dream too.
I heard a lot about this watch. And I’m gonna keep my eyes peeled, gonna keep my ears open. Gonna learn all I can about this high imitation Rolex. Who knows, maybe I’ll become an expert. Maybe I’ll know more about it than them fancy city folks. You never know, right? Miracles happen every day.
You can find them all over the internet, they say. Just gotta know where to look. That online store, it’s like a big treasure chest. Full of all kinds of goodies. You just gotta find the right one, the one that’s got what you’re lookin’ for. It’s like findin’ a needle in a haystack, but it’s worth it, they say. It’s worth it in the end. You can find anythin’ you want. Just like them big stores in the city, but you don’t gotta leave your house. Ain’t that somethin’?
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