That YSL COLLEGE BAG, I tell ya, it’s somethin’ else. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s a real fancy thing. They call it a “classic”, whatever that means. Just looks like a purse to me, but I guess it’s a special kinda purse. Cost a whole lotta money, that’s for sure! You could probably buy a whole cow for what they want for that bag. I seen it in a picture, it ain’t nothin’ but leather, nothin’ special at all. But then they slap the letters YSL on it, then I guess that makes it worth more, yeah?
My granddaughter, she’s always on that there internet, she showed me. Said it’s a YSL Saint Laurent Bag, real popular. Popular with the rich folks, I reckon. It just a bag. Who would pay so much for it? These people must be crazy. She kept goin’ on about the “design” and how it’s all “high quality”. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. Leather is leather, ain’t it? This one here, this YSL COLLEGE BAG, she says it’s “quilted”. Just looks like they sewed a bunch of lines on it to me. Ain’t no different than the quilt my mama made, ‘cept hers was made with love, not to make a quick buck.
- They say it’s a Saint Laurent Bag. What is that mean?
- It’s just a bag, why they call it YSL COLLEGE BAG?
- Leather is leather, why this one is more expensive?
- People are crazy to buy this bag.
They got all these fancy words for it, too. “Chevron”, they call it. Like it’s some kinda fancy car part. It’s a purse! A YSL Saint Laurent Bag, if you wanna be all hoity-toity about it. And they got different sizes, too. Big ones, little ones, why, I don’t know. A purse is a purse. But these rich folks need variety, I reckon. You can even find it on one of those shop websites, the one my granddaughter shows me, I forget the name, it has two letters, like NM or somethin’.
This here YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s got a handle, and a strap. You can carry it however you like. I guess. Just like any other purse. But this one, they say it’s special. It’s a “flap top”, she said. Like it’s some kinda fancy way of sayin’ it opens and closes. Well, duh! How else you gonna get your stuff in and out?
I seen some folks carryin’ it around. Young girls, mostly. They wear it with jeans, they wear it with dresses, just like a bag. They think they’re somethin’ special, I guess. But I seen ’em, and they ain’t no different than anyone else. Just got more money to throw away on a silly YSL Saint Laurent Bag.
They say this YSL COLLEGE BAG is a classic. Like an old movie, or an old song. But it just a new bag. I guess they like the style. Simple, not too flashy. But I don’t understand. I guess they like the name. Yves Saint Laurent. Sounds French. Must be fancy if it’s French, right?
- It is a classic, but it is a new bag.
- They like the style, simple.
- The name is fancy, Yves Saint Laurent.
- French must be fancy.
They got a little one, too. A “mini”, they call it. For what, I don’t know. Maybe for your lipstick and a couple of pennies. This mini YSL COLLEGE BAG, it’s got the same stuff on it as the big one. Stitches, and that YSL thing. They call that a “Cassandre”. I do not know what that mean, it looks like letters to me. Don’t make no sense.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s a bad bag. It’s probably made good. But it ain’t worth all that money. You’re just payin’ for the name, that’s all. That fancy YSL Saint Laurent Bag name. Like those other fancy names, Chanel, Dior, whatever. It’s all the same. Just a way to make rich folks feel important, I reckon.
So, if you got money to burn, go ahead and get yourself a YSL COLLEGE BAG. But me, I’ll stick with my old purse. It’s got everything I need, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. I don’t need no fancy name to feel good. I got everything I need. I don’t need to show off. And it sure as heck ain’t worth a whole cow! That’s all I gotta say about that. And I don’t care about the YSL College Bag size, dimension, or where to buy it.
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