Hey there, lemme tell ya, I seen somethin’ real fancy the other day. It’s called a Remake Patek Philippe, and boy, oh boy, is it somethin’. Now, I ain’t one for fancy things, but this here watch, it’s got me thinkin’. It’s a Calatrava 5227R-001, and you can find it in them online stores. They are just copy the real one, but looks same to me.
This Patek Philippe Calatrava, it’s got all sorts of numbers and letters. 5227R-001, that’s what they call it. Sounds important, don’t it? It’s round and shiny. Like a full moon on a clear night. I saw a real one, cost more than my house! This remake one? Much cheaper. Still cost a lot though. More than I make in a year, that’s for sure.
They say it’s “new” and made in 2023. Brand spankin’ new, I reckon. Comes in a fancy box, too. With papers and everything. Like it’s some kinda royal treasure or somethin’. You know, like them certificates they give you when you buy a prize-winning hog? It’s like that, but for a watch.
- Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001
- New, made in 2023
- Comes with box and papers
I seen a bunch of these PP Calatrava 5227R-001 watches online. They got different prices. Some are like, 33,314 dollars. Others are 32 dollars. I guess it depends on where ya get ’em. And how new they are. Or somethin’. Some folks say they are “barely worn.” What does that even mean? It is either worn or not, right?
There are 50 of these Patek Philippe 5227R-001 watches online. Some website called Chrono-somethin’ or other. Lots to choose from. You can buy one easy, it say. But, I still don’t get how that works. You just click a button and it appear in your mail box? It is like magic. I don’t trust that. I like to see and touch what I am buying.
They say it’s got an “automatic self-winding movement.” Now, what in the tarnation is that? Sounds like somethin’ from one of them science fiction shows. Maybe it winds itself up like them old clocks, the ones with the pendulum thingamajigs. It’s got a “caliber 324 movement,” they say. And somethin’ about “rhodium plated.” Don’t know what that means. Sounds expensive, though.
And jewels! It’s got 29 jewels inside. Now, I ain’t never seen a watch with jewels in it before. Must be somethin’ special, huh? Maybe that’s why it’s so expensive. Like a treasure chest on your wrist. Imagine that! I only have one ring with a jewel. It is my grandma’s. Now, they put 29 in a watch!
It’s got a “self-winding caliber 324 movement” and a pretty white face, they call it “ivory lacquered.” And gold hands. Real gold, I bet. And a little window that shows the date. That’s handy, I guess. I always forget what day it is. Especially on Sundays, I forget it is Sunday sometimes.
This Remake Patek Philippe watch is 39 mm big. That’s about the size of a… I don’t know. A big ol’ grape, maybe? And it’s 9.24 mm thick. Not too thick, not too thin. Just right, I reckon. It’s also “water-resistant” up to 30 m. So you can probably wash your hands with it on. Or get caught in the rain. But don’t go swimmin’ with it, I reckon. That wouldn’t be smart. It is still a watch, not a fish!
They say it has a “sapphire crystal case back” with a “dust cover.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d see on a king’s crown. And it’s got a “hand-wound” thingamajig, too. A “Cal. 30-255” with 27 jewels and it’s 30.4 mm big. And it goes “tick-tock” 28,800 times an hour. That’s a lot of tick-tocks! And it can go for 66 hours without stoppin’. That’s longer than I can go without needin’ a nap!
It’s got a “Gyromax balance.” Now that sounds like one of them fancy exercise machines. It is probably why this Remake PP Calatrava 5227R-001 is so good at keeping time. I remember my old watch, it always run fast or slow. Make me late to church sometimes.
Well, there ya have it. That’s all I know about this here Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 5227R-001 Online Store thingamajig. It’s a fancy watch, that’s for sure. Too fancy for me, I reckon. But if you’re into that kinda thing, it might be worth checkin’ out. Just remember, it ain’t cheap. But hey, maybe it’s worth it. Who knows? I still think it is too much for a watch. But, what do I know? I’m just sayin’.
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