Well, well, well, look at this! That Yves Saint Laurent, what a name! They got this bag, they call it the JUNE BOX BAG. Fancy, ain’t it? Reminds me of my old sewing box, ‘cept this one’s probably worth more than my whole house!
They say it’s a remake, this YSL JUNE BOX BAG. Like they took somethin’ old and made it new again. Just like when I patch up my old quilt, use all the good bits to make somethin’ useful. Only this here bag ain’t for holdin’ no needles and thread, that’s for sure! You could probably fit a whole chicken in there. Maybe two!
You see these Specialty Stores, they sell these fancy things. Not like our general store back home. We got everything from flour to fishing hooks. These specialty stores, they just got these fancy bags. This YSL one, this JUNE BOX BAG, it’s all over the place in them stores. Like flies on a cow patty in July.
They say it’s made of lambskin. Lambskin! Imagine that! We used to have sheep, you know. Hard work, shearin’ them. But their wool, it kept us warm in the winter. Now they’re usin’ it for these JUNE BOX BAGs. Wonder if it keeps your lipstick warm? Ha!
- This JUNE BOX BAG, it’s quilted.
- Quilted like my grandma’s old blanket.
- Must be soft, this lambskin.
- They call it Monogram, too. Fancy word.
I saw a picture of it, this YSL JUNE BOX BAG. It’s black. Black like the night sky when there ain’t no moon. Black like old Mr. Henderson’s old Ford. He never did wash that thing. You know, these city folk, they like black. Always wearin’ black. Makes ’em look skinny, I reckon.
They say these women’s Saint Laurent handbags are popular. Well, of course, they are! Who wouldn’t want a bag made of lambskin? Probably costs a fortune, though. More than I make in a year sellin’ my jams and jellies. And my preserves are the best in the county, if I do say so myself.
They got all kinds of these Saint Laurent bags. Big ones, small ones. This JUNE BOX BAG, it seems to be a special one. They say it’s authentic. Like it’s the real deal. Well, I should hope so, for the price they’re probably chargin’!
I reckon if you got the money, this YSL JUNE BOX BAG is a good thing to have. You could put all your fancy things in there. Your lipstick, your powder, maybe even a little mirror to check your teeth. Not that I need one. My teeth are still good, thank the good Lord.
This bag, it’s got a strap, I reckon. You can sling it over your shoulder. Like when I carry my feed sack to the chickens. Only this one’s probably a lot lighter. And a lot more expensive!
They say this Saint Laurent, it’s an old brand. From the ’60s. That’s a long time ago. Longer than some of these young folks have been alive. They keep makin’ new things, though. Like this JUNE BOX BAG. Always changin’, always something new.
They even got Saint Laurent outlet sale. That means you can get these fancy bags for a little bit cheaper. Still probably too rich for my blood. But maybe some folks can afford it. They can get a deal on this YSL JUNE BOX BAG. Good for them.
They say this JUNE BOX BAG, you can update your everyday accessories with it. Well, my everyday accessory is my apron. And my good pair of boots. But I guess some folks need a fancy bag. To each their own, I always say.
Some folks say you’re just payin’ for the name. This YSL, it’s a big name. Like Coca-Cola or John Deere. You see that name, you know it’s gonna cost ya. But maybe it’s worth it. Maybe this JUNE BOX BAG is worth all the fuss.
They got a service, they clean these bags. Imagine that! Payin’ someone to clean your bag. I just use a wet rag on mine. But these are special bags, these Saint Laurent ones. They need special care, I reckon. Even for this here JUNE BOX BAG, they will clean it good.
They got other bags, too. This one, they call it Saint Laurent Le 5 à 7. Sounds French. Probably is. They got all kinds of fancy names for these things. Python and calfskin, they say. Like a whole zoo in a bag! This one is different from the JUNE BOX BAG, but also popular.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about this JUNE BOX BAG and these Specialty Stores. It’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. If you got the money, and you like fancy things, then maybe it’s for you. Me, I’m gonna stick with my old tote bag. It may not be lambskin, but it gets the job done.
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